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Project: HOMER - Speech Patterns
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Conversations
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homermoney.wav-Where did Homer get the money?
- Homer goes through the 5 stages of death
fathat.wav - Lisa: Dad, what are you doing down there? Homer: Just washing my fat guy hat, honey!
fool.wav - Bart and Homer talk trash about who is the most foolingest.
revenge.wav - Homer is interviewed to be a Bigger Brother
okalarm.wav - Homer shows the family his "OK Alarm" (very funny)
mood.wav - Homer: You know Bart, Edison was a lot like me. Bart: You mean the violent mood swings? Homer: NO!
woohoo.wav - Homer gets volunteered to be Mayor Quimby's bodyguard.
arrest.wav - Homer is arrested for the attempted murder of Mr. Burns (*Made By Me)
tagrules.wav - Homer giggles over a tag argument. (*Made by Me)
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One-Liners
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funky.wav - "I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky."
doh.wav - If you don't know this, please kindly back out and go visit some Teletubbies site.
bright.wav - "Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
mmmdonut.wav - "Mmmmm, donuts."
brain.wav - "Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"
deal.wav - "Big deal!"
wafflebar.wav - Homer lets his and Ned's wives (The Vegas ones) down easy.
godfather.wav - Homer mocks Fat Tony and his Godfather
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Songs
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baloney.wav - "My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R...."
evilhomer.wav - "I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!"
chestnut.wav - A hilarious Flinstones parody.
hkeybrd.wav - Homer plays on a giant keyboard.
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